All of my boyfriend’s family has Facebooked me which means I can no longer vent, which means I’m back to ranting on Tumblr.
Some things I need to get off my chest:
- The HBO show Looking is so painfully fucking awkward to watch - it feels like physical exercise. Girls however is actually pretty awesome this season (thank god the pretty one’s back on coke.)
- I need a new word for Retarded..I hate that word because it’s makes fun of someone for something they can’t control. But in my line of work, I need something vulgar to call inept 50+ year old men that lack social etiquette and reading comprehension skills and asshole or prick won’t cut it.
- If you want to test and/or end a relationship, go mattress shopping….at Macy’s…in Manhattan…on a Sunday…(wigs & strollers everywhere)
- Every other week I stay at my place for a night to check mail, etc. and I smoke like a chimney (I sold myself as a non-smoker.)
- I probably need to get back into yoga.