January 2012
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December 2011
11 posts
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My stepmother’s cat only drinks running water
November 2011
7 posts
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office mate: maybe we should finally get some pictures or something for our office
me: why decorate disappointment?
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October 2011
11 posts
let me guess, you’re a slut with bad skin??
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marketing to Millennials
“The Importance (or Lack Thereof) Of Being an “Expert”: Awards, designations, degrees, tenure, and titles don’t seem to resonate with a generation who was raised in an environment of “Participation” ribbons and ceremonies for graduating from pre-school to kindergarten”
God bless you Prudential.
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September 2011
7 posts
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August 2011
19 posts
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me: so is your house still standing?
coworker: yeah - I just had a protected layer installed two weeks ago with my Obama stimulus, you?
me: i lost a bedroom and several stainless steel appliances..oh wait, I'm just poor
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