stevienickshasnever: Stevie Nicks has never thrown up candy corn and amaretto sours.
Natalie Portman says "Pig Shit" →
I actually don't hate hipsters,
except when they have opinions. I overheard on the V train today two male hipsters (one of which I would love to bring home to bathe, shave and do naughty little things to) bashing Bloomberg for being a fascist. I understand that not everyone is pro-Bloomberg, but if you’re not, you’re an ass bag.
Just in case you cared
ouizy: I just came to my Dashboard for the first time in, like, four days, and I’m getting angry that I haven’t been furiously posting lots of cute stuff on my blog, because you all have great, interesting, witty, intelligent blogs (okay, all six of you who follow me) and WOW this is a bad run-on sentence. Long story short: We moved to our first official Sydney apartment this weekend. (Did I...
Reblog a false stereotype about your state!
ohhleary: meredithnyc: SOUTH CAROLINA - WE’RE NOT ALL ASSHOLES LIKE JOE WILSON / PHILANDERERS LIKE MARK SANFORD! Rhode Island - A million people live here. Not four people. Florida - sum of us can reade
if you see a redneck wandering the lower east...
father: I finally found your place, you live next door to a friggin mosque
me: yup, alright well I'll see you tonight after school.
father: sounds good, I'm gonna go downstairs and steal their shoes.
me: they're not all terrorists Mel.
father: pffthhh..dial tone
if they can't even park a Honda.. →
Seriously, plant some child porn on your co-worker’s computer - It’s...– Bill, on recently getting laid off
Latinisha: can I help you?
me: I can't register on the website, its not accpeting any usernames I enter.
Latinisha: Well keep trying honey, you need to have letters and numbers.
me: i just did and it keeps saying that the format is invalid even when I chose the suggested username.
Latinisha: oh, ok. Well let's see, do you have any kids?
me: um, no
Latinisha: Do you have a girlfriend?
Latinisha: what's your favorite sport?
me: ....I like to eat?? This is getting sad.
Latinisha: oh don't worry honey, that's my favorite sport too. Okay your user name is all set, its food4ever.
me: great. thanks.
My relationship has finally reached knife throwing status..My late mother would be so proud, although she preferred shooting my father’s gun into the night sky when he came home late from work. I made my man Jolie’s Onion pie and when he questioned the bacon bits, I just lost it. I threw the knife I was cutting the pie across the kitchen at the sink. Sybil is no longer holding her...
Watching Californication: What the fuck happened to Kathleen Turner? Why does she look like William Shatner?