You tell mom & dad that there better be sausage stuffing and pecan pie on...
courtesy of Jon, the ultimate cougar..and I ain’t talkin’ Mercury
oh thank fucking god! →
Courtney continues to spread her joy throughout...
“I seriously cannot deal with people anymore. I am completely done. I almost ripped some bitch out of her Saab this morning b/c she had the audacity to honk at me in the crosswalk, while I had a walk signal, and while she was turning against the light.”
I’m getting emails at 7 pm regarding my boss’ LinkedIn profile. Are you fucking kidding me?
bulicks: Tu Es, Mathieu Boogaerts For...
It is inappropriate to bring your lunch to work in a Victoria Secrets bag unless you work at Verizon wireless..otherwise I’m going to start packing my pasta salad in an empty Jeff Ryker dildo package.
me: Where are you guys eating tonight?
coworker: Soma, it's modern American cuisine??
me: that just means you're gonna pay $28 for meatloaf
Future Lawyers of America:
(while studying for an exam)
Courtney: “We have 10 cases complete, so we are a quarter of the way through.”
Sarton: “Well, let’s wait until we are 25% done to take a break.”
Courtney: “Okay, but I don’t know how many cases that is.”
yup, he's still a pussy →
just ate Bacos for breakfast..and thoroughly enjoyed it.
what do mean I can't babysit for you anymore? →
Arguing about New York politics on Tumblr is like getting in a car with a drunk Korean..it’s only fun for a few minutes until you hit a pack of uneducated Bill Thompson supporters and realize the police report is 263 calories per page and not printed on recycled paper.
"What does mayor Bloomberg have against the...
ohhleary: - Question asked by MTA employees in a ad for the Transport Workers Union Answer: NOTHING. Because working people don’t get 11.3% raises, don’t do one hour of actual work in a eight-hour shift, can’t stay employed while sleeping on the job, will be held accountable for poor performance, and aren’t paid with taxpayer money. You are a PUBLIC SERVANT. And once you all start acting like...