Kim Kardashian’s vagina is like the interior of a Lincoln Navigator. It’s...– Jon Psalm 82
Can the New York news channels please lay off on showing ugly people make out whenever you talk about gay marriage?..I’m all for equality but I don’t need to see the two furriest lesbians in all the land shoving their tongues down each others’ throats outside a church in Vermont over my morning cup of coffee. Call me old fashioned, but that sort of activity should be reserved...
Report: Iraqi Militia Killing Gay Men with Painful... →
bulicks: matthewgallaway: This is so fucking warped, I don’t even know where to begin. I know. Reblog because I don’t know what else to say or do. “a” bomb anyone??
so there is a silver lining! →
If you’re sexullay active or plan to be in the next 10 years, do NOT buy a Tempur-Pedic mattress..it’s like having sex in quicksand.
how in da hell do we still have pirates in 2009? →
I'm gonna make all 7 of my followers lose 3 pounds...
me: “are we still on for dinner tonight?” him: “Yes! can’t wait to show you my bloomin’ onion” ..at least he’s romantic
dumb, disgusting fuck of the year..honestly we... →
if i had a twitter
I like the taste of Advil and my pee smells like coffee