April 2009
27 posts
“Kim Kardashian’s vagina is like the interior of a Lincoln Navigator. It’s...”
– Jon Psalm 82
Can the New York news channels please lay off on showing ugly people make out whenever you talk about gay marriage?..I’m all for equality but I don’t need to see the two furriest lesbians in all the land shoving their tongues down each others’ throats outside a church in Vermont over my morning cup of coffee. Call me old fashioned, but that sort of activity should be reserved...
genius →
Report: Iraqi Militia Killing Gay Men with Painful... →
bulicks:
matthewgallaway:
This is so fucking warped, I don’t even know where to begin.
I know. Reblog because I don’t know what else to say or do.
“a” bomb anyone??
so there is a silver lining! →
buyer beware
If you’re sexullay active or plan to be in the next 10 years, do NOT buy a Tempur-Pedic mattress..it’s like having sex in quicksand.
how in da hell do we still have pirates in 2009? →
I'm gonna make all 7 of my followers lose 3 pounds...
me: “are we still on for dinner tonight?”
him: “Yes! can’t wait to show you my bloomin’ onion”
..at least he’s romantic
dumb, disgusting fuck of the year..honestly we... →
if i had a twitter
I like the taste of Advil and my pee smells like coffee
