another case of get-the-fuck-over-it →
i just came a little →
me: maybe I should call in with my favorite Beatle's memory
co-worker: what is your favorite Beatle's memory anyways?
me: when I was 9, my uncle got drunk at this bbq and then he took me back behind our trailer..
co-worker: WHOA WHOA WHOA..overshare Matt, OVERSHARE
me: which is why I love "Yellow Submarine"
co-worker: shut up..seriously, shut-up.
I’m not sure what’s more pathetic about the couple on House Hunters: the fact that $110k is at the upper end of their price range, that the husband is a 40 y/o professional waiter/salsa dancer or that I’m drinking $5 port from Trader Joe’s over ice.
what's in a name, anyway
I just got called out for misspelling my boyfriend’s first name for the last 2 1/2 months
and the french still suck.. →