Good thing you had time to take a picture. →
baxterp2: This is what happens when EVERYTHING interesting you see makes you think, “Whoa! I gotta blog this.” what’s this E train you all talk about??
Half Baked, with Jolie Kerr: The Real Recipe for... →
justsayjolie: YES I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
stevienickshasnever: Sandra Lee has never promised to bring her Kwanzaa cake to public schoolchildren as First Lady of New York.
I walked outside my building this morning to find my “super” washing his Mercedes Benz..I now no longer feel guilty for not giving him a holiday tip..
I shit you not..
Bear Grylls is now giving himself an enema to rehydrate himself with fresh water he found on an island that was laced with bird shit..so now I won't even fuck him.
Dear Friends: Please stop emailing me pictures of your babies. Being gay, you might think of me as one of your passive-aggressive girlfriends that needs to be filled in on every fart or burp your child creates, but I’m not. I’m just a dude that sucks cock. And I don’t particularly care about what your children/nieces/nephews/adopted-help look like as to me, most babies look like...
I’m watchIng “purity ball” on TLC, I think I need to be shot.