December 2010
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wonderful
It’s only been a couple of days since Christmas and already everyone is back to acting like a fucking asshole.
And please stop bitching about the snow New York, I’m from Florida for Christ’s sake and I’m not pissing myself over it. And no one made you move to butt-fucking Brighton Beach, Brooklyn - you pay $900 for a three bedroom - plow your own fucking street.
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The cast of characters we've assembled for...
me: Hi Mommy - Matt extended an invitation to Christmas dinner to his (very truly lovely) ex-boyfriend, Gil, thinking he wouldn't accept, as he will be in Boston over the weekend on his own. And of course you know how this story turns out! He accepted, so plan for 17 for dinner!
Mommy: No problem! The roast beasts are huge...
Matt: Thank you so much - he's very quiet and barely eats. He's practically a geisha, you won't even know he's there.
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Dear Senator McCain:
You’re as relevant as the “White Diamonds” commercial. Please go away.
Regards,
Soulja Boy
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