February 2010
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tylercoates:
Annicka: running to the store to get a pop, let me know if anything changes Annicka: i mean with the tsunami or if it hits and somehow you aren’t a dickweed afterwards Annicka: not likely though me: try not to blow any dudes between your apt and the store me: i know its a constant struggle Annicka: suck it you dumb shit me: i love you Annicka: <3 u baby boo
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brianvan:
Okay, I’m breaking my workday Tumblr fast today, because no one in my line of supervisors is in the office today. I want to be around when today’s news happens. (I am pretty sure Governor Paterson is going down sooner or later, he’d be smart to get out now while the going’s good.)
In other news, BrianVan was just fired for violating the company’s internet usage policy.
I think I need a dreamcather
My dreams last night included:
Painting Jolie’s wall & missing a stripe and we were out of paint.
My parents asked me to rearrange their living furniture and for the life of me I could not figure out a good configuration and ultimately had to tell them that I was straight and didn’t know what I was doing.
I met Nicollette Sheridan at a party and she gave me four syringes of...
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“I don’t see what the big deal is..if it spares a child, let ‘em have...”
– Courtney on Bestiality
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justsayjolie:
Hoo boy! I came home from visiting the Corporate Barbie Dream Office and discovered that this had gone up! ENJOY IT, BUNNIES!!
this bitch lives across the hall from me - I’ve never had a neighbor that made Cakebread chardonnay pyramids out of our recycling bin every other morning
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