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I love living in the Lower East Side and all..except for walking into an uppity wine shop half-crocked, buying a magnum of cheap pinot grigio and being judged by the cashier…you only work in a shop dear, you can drop the attitude.
Nicholas makes us Rita's Fern Bar mixes. The...
me: Let's take a moment to imagine Matt's reaction to the fact that "Woman in Love" is on this version. I have to think he put on his mother's rabbit fur jacket and a wig and choreographed a dance, right?
Nicholas: Oh God that may be the most MATT song on my entire iPod! It's just perfect.
me: I'm sitting here warbling along to "Danny's Song". And seriously with yourself with the Loggins and Messina, Nicholas. I mean I really cannot. You are too much.
GOT PROBLEMS?? I SOLVE DEM
blessuresgraves: winstonelliott: I HIT DAT BITCH WIT A BOTTLE. I DON FIGHT, I DON ARGUE. My niggaz blaze that weed we gon stomp that bitch till she bleed
Everyone seems to forget that if you're under 35...
Courtney: Look up Josh [redacted] on Facebook. He wins tool of the century. It’s remarkable actually, what a tool bag he is..
Me: um…I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to post pictures of yourself operating on patients on your facebook profile
Many New York City residents aren't returning...
blessuresgraves: “Maybe if they, like, gave everybody, like, 5 bucks they’d do it.” I fucking hate you people. LISTEN I just worry about the suicide rate of these people when they reach their late 20’s/early 30’s and realize how meaningless and uncreative their lives really are. And by “worry” I mean gleefully anticipate.
I love it when a news reporter interviews people in the ghetto after a crime occurs and they all say they’re shocked..really?? you’re shocked? “This neighborhood is usually very quiet and the people are friendly”. Honey, you live in East Flatbush…I just saw someone behind you get stabbed and raped just while you were giving this interview.