Watching Reality Bites again at 31 fuckin’ blows. I should have become a unicorn trainer.
Phoebe gets her kitty treats
On Failure & Progress
Matt: What I wouldn't give for a dishwasher.
me: I know. MY KINGDOM FOR A DISHWASHER. The worst part is that it's not that much to ask; normal people in their 30s have dishwashers. Uch, my life is so sad.
Matt: Jolie, this time last year all we wanted was to live in a neighborhood where we could buy brie.
me: You make a good point. I forgot about how I used to bellow "MY KINGDOM FOR A WHEEL OF BRIE" in the aisles of the Associated.
Yeah because nothing says i’m super upset like TWEETING about it. Dude...– favorite comment ever…(regarding Lance Armstrong & his t-shirt scandal)
another blow felt for middle-america motel art →