a nice end to a shitty week
got a 94% on my Macro midterm my boss offered to buy us lunch today but no one could agree - so he just threw cash on each of our desks big daddy is visiting me this weekend from PA. (LES property values will fall faster than Julia Allison’s “LifeStyle” lift) and I think the Buspar is finally out of my system
I’m convinced that my office building is pumping...
all in the family
me: hey, how are things?
father: good good...Collette (stepmother) is on the other line with her doctor asking to her double her anti-depressant.
me: oh good, I just doubled mine myself.
father: Matt, is it me? Do I do this to all my wives?
me: well, mom was bipolar, so you at least you made her happy half the time.
First David Bromstad's Color Splash and now LeBron... →