February 2011
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My flight hasn’t even left the Tarmac yet and I already hope this fucking plane crashes just so these 300+ morons no longer walk the earth.
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Christina honey, you’re rich now - stop tilexing your hair.
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father: did Courtney get a job yet "lawyering"?
me: no, she's still a consultant but she's looking..it's tough right now for lawyers
father: tell her that she needs to get a park bench down here in Florida that says "Dewey, Fuckem & Howe."
