March 2011
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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so she doesn't like children.. →
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
Mar 26th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 18th
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hang up Snoopy
A Verizon service man just came to our office to fix my phone line because every time I picked up the receiver, it dialed MetLife.  It turns out the speed dial button was stuck…oops!
Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 4th
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grow the fuck up
Just had a 49 y/o white-collar client tell me that he did not want to proceed with his life insurance exam because he didn’t want to find out if he had HIV or not…are you fucking kidding me?? Double bag-it everyone..
Mar 3rd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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