May 2012
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“she just stays home all day and eats potato chips – oh and she’s got 100,000...”
– my father discussing his sister-in-law
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me: wow! our new Prudential wholesaler has a mustache..and he's like not 24..he's middle-aged.. (my voice)
me: he looks like a Buick salesman (mean woman's smoker voice)
me: i'd fuck em (my voice)
me: how much for this LeSabre? (mean woman's smoker voice)
49 mins to a glass of wine!!
