“You tell mom & dad that there better be sausage stuffing and pecan pie on the table tomorrow or I’ll burn the fuckin’ house down while everyone’s sleeping.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXgFYDGSZog&sns=em -
courtesy of Jon, the ultimate cougar..and I ain’t talkin’ Mercury
(via alongwaytogohome)
Luckiest woman alive
“I seriously cannot deal with people anymore. I am completely done. I almost ripped some bitch out of her Saab this morning b/c she had the audacity to honk at me in the crosswalk, while I had a walk signal, and while she was turning against the light.”
thank you Jon, I put down the razor tonight because of this.
I’m getting emails at 7 pm regarding my boss’ LinkedIn profile. Are you fucking kidding me?
It is inappropriate to bring your lunch to work in a Victoria Secrets bag unless you work at Verizon wireless..otherwise I’m going to start packing my pasta salad in an empty Jeff Ryker dildo package.
Apparently you can fuck up my name