brilliant
what do mean I can't babysit for you anymore?
GPOYW: I gotz plantz in my office edition
I bet this person is regretting this choice of license plate right about… 5 months ago-ish.
Arguing about New York politics on Tumblr is like getting in a car with a drunk Korean..it’s only fun for a few minutes until you hit a pack of uneducated Bill Thompson supporters and realize the police report is 263 calories per page and not printed on recycled paper.
- Question asked by MTA employees in a ad for the Transport Workers Union
Answer: NOTHING. Because working people don’t get 11.3% raises, don’t do one hour of actual work in a eight-hour shift, can’t stay employed while sleeping on the job, will be held accountable for poor performance, and aren’t paid with taxpayer money. You are a PUBLIC SERVANT. And once you all start acting like public servants and are held accountable by your union as such, maybe Bloomberg will treat you with dignity and respect.
couldn’t have said it better
Stevie Nicks has never thrown up candy corn and amaretto sours.
Natalie Portman says "Pig Shit"
hai
Production still from “Jarhead”
I’d fuck ‘em both
Texas realtor on House Hunters