Dear old people:
Please retire. You’re like 74 and still “working”. You’re only slowing things down and young people need jobs.
Please, just stop.
Matt
Obligatory Bloody Mary post: Gratifi Kitchen & Bar in Houston (Montrose)
I absolutely love the homes in Houston!
God Bless Texas
Happy Friday: Tuna tartare tacos & Pinot Grigio
Finally seeing Book of Mormon - Kiki got us 3rd row tickets!
Rendit would be so proud of me: Just corrected a pushy 60-something year old ”business man” at Cafe Europe for leaning & pointing over the glass partition at the Create-your-own salad bar station. I held my breath for as long as I could but when he pushed me into the guy in front of me so he could point (and breathe) over to the bean sprouts, I lost it. I think my exact words were “what the fuck are you doing? they understand English, stop breathing all over the food - that’s what the glass is for.”
I feel 100% better about my role in life.
I’m kind of hoping she’s homeless and this coat was not deliberate
Typical Friday night for a 34 y/o gay man in Manhattan: polishing his All-Clad
