(via funtime)
it’s the new Jackson 5! well, sort of..
-courtesy of my coworker
Loni Anderson - disassembling dining room chandeliers for costume jewelry since 1945.
except when they have opinions. I overheard on the V train today two male hipsters (one of which I would love to bring home to bathe, shave and do naughty little things to) bashing Bloomberg for being a fascist. I understand that not everyone is pro-Bloomberg, but if you’re not, you’re an ass bag.
I just came to my Dashboard for the first time in, like, four days, and I’m getting angry that I haven’t been furiously posting lots of cute stuff on my blog, because you all have great, interesting, witty, intelligent blogs (okay, all six of you who follow me) and WOW this is a bad run-on sentence. Long story short: We moved to our first official Sydney apartment this weekend. (Did I mention that I love my neighborhood?? There’s a store here called Mon Petit Chieu.) I’m interviewing and looking for jobs. And I’m pretty much as broke as the Torkelsons right now.
ALSO: Internet accessibility in Australia completely fucking blows. They actually charge you a certain amount and they ‘cap’ your usage. When I’m not on the verge of exploding with anger over this detestable fact, I’m slumming it at Internet cafes or, um, the local McDonald’s, which is populated by backpackers, hookers, and usually a few pigeons. Seriously, that place gives me the vapors.
When my life stabilizes, I will strive to bring my best in daily blogging fuckery.
“as broke as the Torkelsons“
SOUTH CAROLINA - WE’RE NOT ALL ASSHOLES LIKE JOE WILSON / PHILANDERERS LIKE MARK SANFORD!Rhode Island - A million people live here. Not four people.
Florida - sum of us can reade
this is how I commute to work
I put the fun in functioning alcoholic
