my father ( a self-proclaimed redneck) once said "you can't polish a turd..and if you try, you'll just end up with shit all over your hands"..my mother then threw a jar of Prego at him...I'm lucky I can even read.
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I’m modeling my birthday outfit on Meryl Streep’s character in It’s Complicated, which, coincidentally, I am currently watching. Also, someone buy me that kitchen. Or just allow my best friend to be Mary Kay Place. I’ll honestly take anyone from this movie except for those insufferable children who should have been drowned at birth.
I will one day move to California, grow tomatoes and forget that these past 32 years have ever occurred..
AMEN. and I want to do the dirty with Alec Baldwin.
will one day move...California, grow tomatoes and forget that these past 32 years
Whenever studying for the GMAT proved too unbearable (approximately all the time), I’d watch