I’m supposed to be wrapping my presents but I’m really shame-eating Bud’s hush puppies with ranch dressing on the den floor so my stepmother doesn’t catch me
my father ( a self-proclaimed redneck) once said "you can't polish a turd..and if you try, you'll just end up with shit all over your hands"..my mother then threw a jar of Prego at him...I'm lucky I can even read.
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I’m supposed to be wrapping my presents but I’m really shame-eating Bud’s hush puppies with ranch dressing on the den floor so my stepmother doesn’t catch me
