twirling to thiness

I was surprised to see how packed the gym was today when I went on my lunch hour..then I remembered this weekend is Pride here in NYC.  Apparently all the slightly overweight bitter gay men are trying to get thin by this Sunday’s Tea Dance…um yeah…as a former personal trainer, I can tell you that twirling a 7 pound body bar while sippinga frappuccino and humming Kylie Minogue…is not going to make you thin…at this point you only need to concentrate on three things:cocaine, marlboro lights & water pills.