my father ( a self-proclaimed redneck) once said “you can’t polish a turd..and if you try, you’ll just end up with shit all over your hands”..my mother then threw a jar of Prego at him…I’m lucky I can even read my email is mrm_103 at yahoo dot comTumblr (3.0; @whiteleatherpalace)http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/“You tell mom & dad that there better be sausage stuffing and pecan pie on the table tomorrow or I’ll burn the fuckin’ house down while everyone’s sleeping.”http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/257472899http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/257472899Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:29:08 -0500<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXgFYDGSZog&sns=em">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXgFYDGSZog&sns=em</a>: <p>courtesy of Jon, the ultimate cougar..and I ain’t talkin’ Mercury</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/253114271http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/253114271Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:30:40 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktekr7aFYr1qzdpw1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://irockirockirock.tumblr.com/post/250913515/via-alongwaytogohome" target="_blank">irockirockirock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://alongwaytogohome.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">alongwaytogohome</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p><i> Luckiest woman alive</i></p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/250915940http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/250915940Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:24:10 -0500<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/20/nyregion/20rudy.html?em">oh thank fucking god!</a>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/250026062http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/250026062Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:59:15 -0500<p><i>“I seriously cannot deal with people anymore. I am completely done. I almost ripped some bitch out of her Saab this morning b/c she had the audacity to honk at me in the crosswalk, while I had a walk signal, and while she was turning against the light.”</i></p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/249820245http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/249820245Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:49:52 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc4dlJMGQ1qzn283o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>thank you Jon, I put down the razor tonight because of this.</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/249110916http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/249110916Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:32:09 -0500<p>I’m getting emails at 7 pm regarding my boss’ LinkedIn profile. Are you fucking kidding me?</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/248965920http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/248965920Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:19:42 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/248460145/tumblr_kta8gkp5hW1qa51ab&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bulicks.tumblr.com/post/247877982" target="_blank">bulicks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Tu Es</b>, Mathieu Boogaerts</p> <p><a href="http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/247293907/apparently-you-can-fuck-up-my-name" target="_blank">For Matheiu</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p> Thanks Bri-Bri</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/248460145http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/248460145Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:01:27 -0500<p>It is inappropriate to bring your lunch to work in a Victoria Secrets bag unless you work at Verizon wireless..otherwise I’m going to start packing my pasta salad in an empty Jeff Ryker dildo package.</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/247309223http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/247309223Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:30:06 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9e310Twu1qzn283o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Apparently you can fuck up my name</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/247293907http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/247293907Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:09:05 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4ltymfeM1qz8x20o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brianvan.tumblr.com/post/244204649/justsayjolie-saturday-night-just-got-a-little" target="_blank">brianvan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://justsayjolie.tumblr.com/post/244182241/saturday-night-just-got-a-little-strange" target="_blank">justsayjolie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Saturday night just got a little strange</p> </blockquote> <p>Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! <br/>Roma-roma-mamaa! <br/>Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!</p> </blockquote> <p> In my defense, I’m an alcoholic</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/246044817http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/246044817Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:39:44 -0500me: Where are you guys eating tonight?<br /> <br /> coworker: Soma, it's modern American cuisine??<br /> <br /> me: that just means you're gonna pay $28 for meatloafhttp://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/242731036http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/242731036Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:42:20 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksykknbhQd1qzcy5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://irockirockirock.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">irockirockirock</a>)</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/240539090http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/240539090Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:09:25 -0500(while studying for an exam)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Courtney: “We have 10 cases complete, so we are a quarter of the way through.”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Sarton: “Well, let’s wait until we are 25% done to take a break.”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Courtney: “Okay, but I don’t know how many cases that is.”<br /> http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/240467921http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/240467921Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:47:16 -0500<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1226147/Morrissey-storms-stage-bottle-thrown-concert-goer-hits-eye.html">yup, he's still a pussy</a>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/239409634http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/239409634Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:10:32 -0500<p>just ate Bacos for breakfast..and thoroughly enjoyed it.</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/239224477http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/239224477Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:49:00 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksuv87bp0G1qzvczpo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://murraythenut.tumblr.com/post/238285058/late" target="_blank">murraythenut</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Late</p></blockquote> I have a theory that the Oreck stores in the mall are abortion clinics in disguise.http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/238301085http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/238301085Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:18:24 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrbfpU8oD1qzn283o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>brilliant</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/236264740http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/236264740Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:55:05 -0500<a href="http://www.hookedonads.com/anti-pedophilia-social-ad-campaign-by-cerca/">what do mean I can't babysit for you anymore?</a>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/233019234http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/233019234Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:14:56 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslgzwfln31qzn283o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW: I gotz plantz in my office edition</p>http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/233015294http://whiteleatherpalace.tumblr.com/post/233015294Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:09:35 -0500