White Leather Palace

brilliant

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:55:05 -0500

brilliant

what do mean I can't babysit for you anymore?

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:14:56 -0500

what do mean I can't babysit for you anymore?

GPOYW: I gotz plantz in my office edition

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:09:35 -0500

GPOYW: I gotz plantz in my office edition

miltnr: I bet this person is regretting this choice of license...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:52:38 -0500

miltnr:

I bet this person is regretting this choice of license plate right about… 5 months ago-ish.

Arguing about New York politics on Tumblr is like getting in a car with a drunk Korean..it’s...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:50:56 -0500

Arguing about New York politics on Tumblr is like getting in a car with a drunk Korean..it’s only fun for a few minutes until you hit a pack of uneducated Bill Thompson supporters and realize the police report is 263 calories per page and not printed on recycled paper.

"What does mayor Bloomberg have against the working people of New York?"

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:21:39 -0500

ohhleary:

- Question asked by MTA employees in a ad for the Transport Workers Union

Answer: NOTHING. Because working people don’t get 11.3% raises, don’t do one hour of actual work in a eight-hour shift, can’t stay employed while sleeping on the job, will be held accountable for poor performance, and aren’t paid with taxpayer money. You are a PUBLIC SERVANT. And once you all start acting like public servants and are held accountable by your union as such, maybe Bloomberg will treat you with dignity and respect.

couldn’t have said it better

stevienickshasnever: Stevie Nicks has never thrown up candy corn and amaretto sours.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:11:22 -0400

stevienickshasnever:

Stevie Nicks has never thrown up candy corn and amaretto sours.

Natalie Portman says "Pig Shit"

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:58:33 -0400

Natalie Portman says "Pig Shit"

brianvan: ardenashley: hai Production still from...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:46:00 -0400

brianvan:

ardenashley:

hai

Production still from “Jarhead”

I’d fuck ‘em both

Texas realtor on House Hunters

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:16:42 -0400

Texas realtor on House Hunters

(via funtime)

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:00:44 -0400

(via funtime)

murraythenut: Lotta dead babies are never not funny!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:19:17 -0400

murraythenut:

Lotta

dead babies are never not funny!

it’s the new Jackson 5! well, sort of.. -courtesy of my...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:08:34 -0400

it’s the new Jackson 5! well, sort of..

-courtesy of my coworker

Loni Anderson - disassembling dining room chandeliers for...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:28:22 -0400

Loni Anderson - disassembling dining room chandeliers for costume jewelry since 1945.

I actually don't hate hipsters,

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:48:13 -0400

except when they have opinions. I overheard on the V train today two male hipsters (one of which I would love to bring home to bathe, shave and do naughty little things to) bashing Bloomberg for being a fascist. I understand that not everyone is pro-Bloomberg, but if you’re not, you’re an ass bag.

Just in case you cared

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:05:53 -0400

ouizy:

I just came to my Dashboard for the first time in, like, four days, and I’m getting angry that I haven’t been furiously posting lots of cute stuff on my blog, because you all have great, interesting, witty, intelligent blogs (okay, all six of you who follow me) and WOW this is a bad run-on sentence. Long story short: We moved to our first official Sydney apartment this weekend. (Did I mention that I love my neighborhood?? There’s a store here called Mon Petit Chieu.) I’m interviewing and looking for jobs. And I’m pretty much as broke as the Torkelsons right now.

ALSO: Internet accessibility in Australia completely fucking blows. They actually charge you a certain amount and they ‘cap’ your usage. When I’m not on the verge of exploding with anger over this detestable fact, I’m slumming it at Internet cafes or, um, the local McDonald’s, which is populated by backpackers, hookers, and usually a few pigeons. Seriously, that place gives me the vapors.

When my life stabilizes, I will strive to bring my best in daily blogging fuckery.

“as broke as the Torkelsons“

Reblog a false stereotype about your state!

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:52:43 -0400

ohhleary:

meredithnyc:

SOUTH CAROLINA - WE’RE NOT ALL ASSHOLES LIKE JOE WILSON / PHILANDERERS LIKE MARK SANFORD!

Rhode Island - A million people live here. Not four people.

Florida - sum of us can reade

if you see a redneck wandering the lower east side..just point him towards a red lobster and I'll pick him up at 9

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:44:00 -0400

father: I finally found your place, you live next door to a friggin mosque
me: yup, alright well I'll see you tonight after school.
father: sounds good, I'm gonna go downstairs and steal their shoes.
me: they're not all terrorists Mel.
father: pffthhh..dial tone

this is how I commute to work

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:57:18 -0400

this is how I commute to work

I put the fun in functioning alcoholic

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:30:21 -0400

I put the fun in functioning alcoholic